Every salon has their own unique brand of clientele, from those who are constantly late to those who prefer being treated like a celebrity. Each and every one of us lands somewhere on that scale.
Your zodiac sign can give us a little bit of insight to determine exactly which type of salon client you happen to be. Keep reading to discover what your star sign has to say!
Aries (March 20 – April 19): The Impatient One
Fiery Aries, you are always in a hurry. Your schedule is often packed with places to go and people to see, so you tend to be a bit impatient when it comes to getting your hair done. Your tight schedule doesn’t allow much wiggle room, which means you’re often looking at the clock and asking your stylist how much longer it’ll take for your transformation to be complete. Patience, dear Aries.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): The Regular
Though you’re not as overt about it, you love being pampered, Taurus. You crave comfort and stability, but you’re also one who’s drawn to the nicer things in life. More than any other sign, you count down the days to your next salon appointment, always making sure to keep a regular schedule. Nothing can come between you and getting the treatment you deserve.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): The Chatterbox
Oh how you love to talk, Gemini. You’re the type of client who comes in with a story to tell. You always have a lot to say, but that’s what makes you so exciting to be around. You could read from the dictionary and somehow find a way to make it the most dramatic, daring tale ever told. If only your appointments were longer, so you never had to stop.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): The Therapist
While Gemini loves to chat about themselves, you’d rather keep that to yourself. You’re more of the shoulder to lean on type, always wanting to know what’s going on in your stylist’s life and offering your sage words of wisdom when asked. And let’s be clear, you really do give some of the best advice around, Cancer.
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): The VIP
Just as you’re the star of the zodiac, you’re also the star at your go-to salon. Everybody knows your name, Leo. And we do mean everybody. Whether they love to hate you or hate to love you, you’re always given the best treatment. You’re a loyal customer, there’s no denying that. But you’re also so fabulous and know you’re worth, which is why you’re treated like the VIP you are.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): The Perfectionist
This shouldn’t come as a shock to you, Virgo. You know you’re a perfectionist in everything you do and even when it comes to what others do. That even applies to your hair. You prefer things a certain way. While you’ve been known to switch up your style, you want it to look exactly like the reference you showed your stylist. If it doesn’t, you’ll likely mope about it for days on end until you find something else to complain about.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): The Trend-Inspired
Being the social butterfly who wants to be adored by all, you’re often one to follow the latest trend to get the attention you crave. So, you’re the type of client who is always changing their hair to reflect the latest trend. The mullet came back, so you went out and got one. Everyone started dyeing their strands rose gold, so you did, too.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): The Introvert
You are arguably the most mysterious sign, Scorpio. And you prefer to keep it that way. Though everyone wants to get to know you, you keep them guessing. This even applies to your hairstylist. You’re the type of client who goes in, gets the cut or style they want, and then vanishes into thin air. You generally don’t participate in much chit chat with your stylist or the other patrons of the salon, yet somehow they all can’t quite get enough of you.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): The Bold Type
The adventurer of the zodiac, you’re also pretty daring when it comes to your hair, Sagittarius. You’ll try anything once or even a few extra times until you get it right. You generally come to every appointment with some bold idea on your mind, though sometimes your stylist needs to pull the reigns a bit.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): The Selective Client
You know what you want, Capricorn. And you won’t let anyone stop you from getting it. When you say you want your hair done one way and your stylist advises against it, you put up a fight and stick by your beliefs. There’s no persuading you out of any cut or color once your mind is made up.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): The One Who Rarely Makes a Visit
You’re a rebel, so you don’t follow anyone’s rules except your own, Aquarius. Often, you don’t even follow the rules you set for yourself. Visiting a salon for you happens so sporadically. You may be consistent for a few months, then completely vanish and don’t show up for years. You’re too busy trying to save the world to keep up with your hair appointments.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 19): The Hesitant Kind
You have so many great ideas swirling around in that cute little head of yours, Pisces, but you’re often too afraid to step out of your comfort zone. This rings true for your hair as well. You may hint to your stylist that you’re ready for a chop or drastic color change, but when they start trying to coax you into it, you run for the hills and opt to stick with your tried and true style. It’s okay to break from the norm every once in a while.