Just as there is a perfect haircut for each zodiac sign, there is a worst haircut for each zodiac sign. We’re here to talk about the latter.
We know quarantine likely has you itching to try a new look, something totally new and different for you. But we want to remind you that not every haircut works for every individual. Some personalities can’t pull off a certain cut and that’s A-okay.
Before you do anything too drastic, back away from the scissors and discover which haircut your zodiac sign should never get below!
Aries (March 20 – April 19): Long Side Bangs
As a sign always on the go, long side bangs are not for you, Aries. You will jump from one activity to the next, so you need a haircut that can do the same. Bangs really just get in the way and will frustrate you to no end. Considering how easily angered you are, you’ll end up trying to get rid of them the second you get them. So for your sake and ours, don’t get long side bangs.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Faux Hawk
Taurus, you are one of the most stable signs. Once you figure out what you want, you pretty much stick with that. The same goes with your hair. Though you aren’t afraid to try new styles, you never stray too far from what makes you feel most comfortable. This is why an eye-catching cut like a faux hawk would bring you the attention you don’t want and cause you to feel uncomfortable. Safe to say, this is not for you.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Blunt Bob
You’re one of the most fun signs to be around, Gemini. Everyone knows you to be lively and exciting. There is never a dull moment when you are around. So any sort of haircut that projects a restricted image out into the world is not for you. This is why a blunt bob will drain your amusement. It will leave you feeling very dull and boring, which is so not you.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Shaved Head
You are a very sensitive and emotional sign, though you often tend to hide that from the world. You project this aura of strength, even though you’re very soft on the inside. That being said, you should not shave your head. No matter how menacing you hope to appear to shoo others away, you crave a more romantic haircut. Not having the security of your precious tresses will leave you feeling a little too exposed and vulnerable for your liking,
Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Pixie
Everything about you is larger than life, Leo. And that includes your hair. Because you’re ruled by the lion, you’re known for having some of the most luscious locks in the zodiac. Why let them go to waste with a short pixie cut? This style is way too safe for someone and big and bold as you.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): The Shag
You don’t need us to tell you that perfection is your middle name, Virgo. Everything in your life needs to be flawless, including your strands. One-length looks are often your go-to, because they can easily be styled or left as they are. So the shag look would drive you mad. With all the layers, it would take you far too long to do your hair every morning. Considering everything you have to get done, your hair isn’t something you enjoy fussing over too much.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): High Top Fade
Ruled by Venus, you enjoy playing into your feminine side. Though you may have masculine elements within you, you don’t choose to project that into the world. Instead, you choose to appear very girly and romantic. The same goes for your hair. This is why a more androgynous cut like the high top fade will push you out of your element. Any style that strips your femininity won’t make you a happy camper.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): One Length
You’ve got quite the edge to you, Scorpio. And you sure do enjoy showing it. Though you play up your mysterious nature, you like to remind people that you’re a little rough around the edges. There’s more to you than meets the eye, which is why any one-length haircut will dull down your allure. You need layers and texture, not uniform strands. You don’t follow life by the rules, so neither should your tresses.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Super Long
Adventurous and carefree, you don’t let anything hold you back. You enjoy exploring all the world has to offer, so you travel whenever you can. Because you’re often jet-setting across the globe, you require a hairstyle that is very low maintenance. That is why the worst haircut for you is anything super long. It will only get in your way and hold you back from living your life. Besides, you know it will be up in a ponytail anyway, so go ahead and keep it a more manageable length.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Feathered Layers
You know what you want and you won’t let anything hold you back from getting it, Capricorn. You’re a sign that’s very by the book and your hair reflects that, too. Because you’re sort of the CEO of the zodiac and likely your own life, you prefer looks that mean business. So the worst haircut for your sign would be feathered layers. There’s just too much going on there for you to put into your go-to bun when you need to get stuff done. Plus, the cut is a little too frilly for you.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Lob
Aquarius, you are all sorts of unique. You don’t conform to society’s standards, always finding ways to push the boundaries even further. Heck, you don’t even have a comfort zone at this point, because you strive to push yourself out of it constantly. The same goes for your strands. You’re always switching things up and never keep your tresses one way for long. A lob haircut would hold you back, mainly because it is an incredibly popular cut. Everyone is rocking it these days and you are not everyone. Keep shining your weirdness out into the world and avoid the lob, okay?
Pisces (Feb. 19 – March 19): The Mullet
The mullet has made quite the comeback this year. But sadly, dear Pisces, it is not the haircut for you. While you are a dreamer who lives in their own reality, this whimsical look is a little too severe for your sweet nature. It will give off more intense vibes, making you seem unapproachable. And you are the most approachable of the signs, so you wouldn’t want that.